06 January 2012

Sitcom Bitches

I don't get how they do it. I don't get how they can stand the "goodnight kiss."

I've only been in one other relationship before the one I'm in now, and we were too young to go on serious dates. You know, the kind where he picks you up, drops you off, and then kisses you goodnight.

The one I'm in now started in college where goodnights are said in the morning. I don't have to be dropped off anywhere. There is no goodnight kiss because we have all night to kiss. Most importantly, we don't have to say goodbye. We don't have to wait in agony for that one kiss to feel right, to feel like it can last you until the next time you see them.

I can't understand how those sitcom girls can watch the love of their life walk down the steps away from them after that kiss and not wish they could call them back to fall asleep next to them. Maybe it's because they never had that feeling...or maybe it just wasn't written in the script.